EK THA TIGER SPOILER

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Already Supari is out for my blood. I am very sorry, if I am posting the story of Ek Tha Tiger, but its just so obvious. Well its going to be a khichdi of Unchartered, Strike back and definitely a little bit of Bond and Bourne thrown in. Well the first half is simple - Its going to be Salman going on at least two missions and executing them to perfection. Level of Realism - they are going to borrow one or two missions from Splinter Cell and Unchartered with some incredible cliffhanger sequences, which will make the Indian Public go WOW!!! KYA PICTURE BANAYA -Simultaneously the romance track will be explored with Katrina Kaif - I am guessing she is a student studying journalism. So two missions - 3 songs and one incredible fight with a goon ala Bourne - pre- interval - Then Salman contemplates leaving his RAW job to settle down with Katrina - But Post interval Katrina is kidnapped in Iraq as she is on a journalism assignment there.And the terrorists want her for leverage. So Salman returns to get his Love back - It definitely involves one scene,where Katrina is bound in a chair, with a video camera peering down on her execution ala Daniel Pearl and Salman somehow trying to get to her to prevent the execution.And one final bash up with the main villain, who's bro Salman kills in the first half.The final 15 minutes are going to be complete video games - with a chase, a runaway plane and maybe .....Salman dying. That's the twist, which Adi will keep for the end for some tears and a Blockbuster as after ALL its EK THA TIGER...so I am guessing he is dead. Hmm Bigger hit than Agneepath for sure and it will reach the million mark in 7 days flat.

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Anonymous said…
LOL!
Awesome post man!
I am sick and tired of these homos making these shitty movies.
naughty dog games must sue them
Shame on them and shame on the indian audience
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